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Q: Why did the booger cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to eat a chipmunk.

Q: Why did the chipmunk cross the car?
A: Because it wanted to get smashed by a car.

Q: Why did the booger get pooped out of the bird?
A: Because he landed on a microphone.

Bonus: Booger landed on the speaker and after it landed it pooped.

Once upon a time there was a little girl that lived in the woods. Her name was Valentine. She saw a little cabin in the woods so she went inside the little cabin. When she was inside she saw a witch that was friendly. She let her inside. After that she said, "do you want to make a potion with me?" Valentine tasted it and she said, "Yummy!" The witch said, "do you want to go play?" and Valentine said, "do you want to come to my house?" and the witch said, "sure but is there a park there?" So they went to Valentine's house. The end.